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Showing posts with label animal jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, April 25, 2009

MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS ALL TIME TRUE

Women :

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms
his wife's statement.


Men :

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends - 5 of them confirm that he stayed
at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he is still
there with them !


Conclusion :

Men are better friends !!!

Monday, February 4, 2008

Jokes About Animals read this.......


A man walked into a pet shop and said,
- "I'd like a puppy for my son."
- "Sorry sir," said the store owner, "we don't do part exchange."

A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They ask him where he got the blood. He asks them,
- "Did you see that tree back there?"
- "Sure," they reply.
- "Well I didn't!"

- My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
- Take his bike away.

Advert in a newspaper: Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told,
- "You are going to meet a beautiful, young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said,
- "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?"
- "No," said the psychic. "Next term - in her biology class."

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