01. Men are like…………Bank Accounts,
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest
02. Men are like……….Commercials
You can’t believe a word they say.
03. Men are like………Floor Tiles
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
04. Men are like………Chocolates Bars,
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your lips
05. Men are like………Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
06. Men are like……….Blenders
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
07. Men are like……….Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
08. Men are like……….Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
09. Men are like………….Government Bonds
They take so long to mature
10. Men are like……….Newborn Babies,
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
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A very intresting love story.
I think all of you knew this love story, if not please enjoy by reading this
Love story :
Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother. Here, heroine's brother loves villain's sister. But villain's sister loves hero's brother. Again!, hero's brother is also interested in heroine , and you alredy know that heroine loves villain.
Finally 2 people commits sucide.
Who're they?
Producer and the Director
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A LOVE AFFAIR
• You say you Love me. However, sometimes you do not show it.
• In the beginning, you could not do enough for me. Now you take me for granted.
• May be, when I am gone, you’ll appreciate me and all the things I have done for you.
• I am responsible for the food on your table, for clothes you wear and the home you like.
• I have kept quiet and waited to see, how long, it would take you to realize, how much you really need me.
• Cherish me…. Take good care of me…. And I’ll take good care of you
WHO AM I?
ANSWER: I AM your Job.
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